…you start contextualizing everything erotically.

“Louisa, can you do the dishes?” soap, suds, slippery, mmm…

“I have to go to the supermarket.” trapped after hours, hunky stock boy, whipped cream, mmm…

“Spring cleaning today.” feather duster, clean sheets, sudsy water, mmm…

Those are just the unlikely ones. I don’t need to demonstrate the obvious, do I? So, I’m going to flip the erotic switch to off and go watch some cartoons. And not any of the naughty ones!

Just a reminder that One Night in a Bar is coming out June 25th!